Captain meow meow.

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

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genericanimegirl:

fyeahzack:

genericanimegirl:

teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school

Teachers who try to give you homework*

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all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot

(Source: sadfriends, via hotanimegirl)